Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week.
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
If you get this, we’re perfect for each other.
Anonymous asked: Did you get your package yet for Secret Santa? I didn't know it sent priority so it sent a lot quicker than I expected!
Huehuehuehuehue I got it! And my my I did not expect such a big package from you ;D