May 2013
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Fast Five: Vegas
1. Vegas was amazing. More on that later.
2. New game: Gay, European, or Fob?
3. “BUFFETS ARE THE BEST,” said my brain.
“BUFFETS ARE THE WORST,” said my colon.
4. First time gambling and I win $200. Beginner’s luck IS REAL.
5. I wanna go back :(((((((((
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Drunk Realization
To any friend’s problem, no matter what situation or context, just quote Perks of Being A Wallflower and you’ll sound like the love child of Freud and Shakespeare.
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Vegas in 10 Hours :D :D :D
It’ll be my first time going—any suggestions on where to eat?
Anonymous asked: do you dance hip hop?
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Fast Five
1. Pity, party of one, finished their meal, got botulism, and died in an alleyway never to be seen again.
2. Iced green tea is my new favorite warm-weather beverage, even though it’s like 50 degrees and foggy here in SF. WARM IS RELATIVE.
3. Gym locker rooms are disgusting. Not only are they likely covered in mold and ringworm and athlete’s foot fungus, but there’s probably a...
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Watchboykitty:
flockas:
sonicdrivein:
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
this version is so much more educational
my favorite
omfg
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Fast Five: Special Extended Edition
1. Friday night I took my coworkers out to their first gay (men’s) bar. Yes, their first. Surprised? Me too. All of them were girls and only one was a lesbian, so she’s the only one with a valid excuse. Like c’mon people it’s 2013 you’re either gay or you’re out auf wiedersehen. Anyway, the minute I walk in the door with my pussy posse all the lesbians in the...
chooters asked: I saw that deleted post trolololololol
Watchhurpthederp:
laceyandtheargonauts:
dafuq did I just watch
AUUUGHH the sCALENE TRIANGLE
Bad decision making
Must stay off Tumblr kthxbye
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Just give me a dildo just a little bit’s enough, just a second it’s not broken just bent
April 2013
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