Some of You May or May Not Be Getting Drunk Texted Tonight
Keep your cell phones nearby.
“‘Deborah Messing’s fingers in a holy place; Hail Mary, full of Grace!” —Bo Burnham, “Rant”
3 Hour Talk With My Favorite Bitch From Shanghai
Only 2 Months Until We Are Reunited!
And when I get to see the imported drama from overseas!
We’re gonna get SO FAT. And exasperated.
Things To Do Today
Go to google maps. Get directions from Japan to Taiwan. Look at instruction 43.