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Now I can’t sleep because an “Unavailable” number keeps calling me. I answer and legit all I hear is deep breathing. Freaking me the fuck out. Sleeping with a knife under my pillow tonight. It’s a butter knife cause I don’t want to puncture my sheets, but still. If it’s banned from an airplane, then it must be dangerous. Goodnight maybe.

Jan 1st

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Probably Going To Pass Out Before It's New Years...

So to all my West Coast peeps: You suck. The future is so awesome. You’re missing out. Gotta run now. My robo-servant needs to tuck me into my time machine bed. Can’t wait for 20 hour of straight sleep, and even then it’ll still be 2010. P.S. On a weird note, someone is trying to call me from an “Unavailable” number. Omfg I’m waiting for the police to call me...

Jan 1st

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Watch

Happy New Year! (HAPPY + YEAR + NEW)

Jan 1st

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Happy New Year! (HAPPY + YEAR + NEW)

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Sometimes I Wonder (#2)

If there were an Asian Spice Girl, would her name be Sriracha?

Jan 1st

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Free Food, Laptop, Couch, Spice World

Alone for New Year’s? I’m gonna have fun anyway. Gorging myself and talking to cool peeps. Also, did you know the guy from House is in the Spice Girls movie? 2011: The Year of Discovery.

Jan 1st

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aznchris69 asked: do u have a ps3? =D

Jan 1st

aznchris69 asked: do u have a ps3? =D

Jan 1st

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I’m The Shit - DJ Class

Dec 31st

TUMBLRS HIGHLIGHTS OF THE YEAR.

stuckindestiny: thejonashood: - WE DISCOVERED TUMBLR. - WHEN TUMBLR TURNED PURPLE. - WHEN 4CHAN TRIED TO HACK TUMBLR, - AND FAILED. - THE ‘WHAT IS AIR’ INVASION ON OMEGLE. - THE DAY TUMBLR CRASHED FOR 32 HOURS. - WHEN TUMBLR CAME BACK Can I just.. Okay this is awesome. Memories with Tumblr 2010. :’) Reblogging only because I can’t stop staring at that second gif...

Dec 31st

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2010 Needs To GTFO

The bad luck of 2010 waited until the last day of the year to rear it’s ugly head :/ Better now than next year I guess. Time to make myself feel better with food and shopping! (And by shopping I mean making returns and exchanges. Same thing.)

Dec 31st

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TUMBLRS HIGHLIGHTS OF THE YEAR.

stuckindestiny: thejonashood: - WE DISCOVERED TUMBLR. - WHEN TUMBLR TURNED PURPLE. - WHEN 4CHAN TRIED TO HACK TUMBLR, - AND FAILED. - THE ‘WHAT IS AIR’ INVASION ON OMEGLE. - THE DAY TUMBLR CRASHED FOR 32 HOURS. - WHEN TUMBLR CAME BACK Can I just.. Okay this is awesome. Memories with Tumblr 2010. :’) Reblogging only because I can’t stop staring at that second gif...

Dec 31st

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Holy Shit (A 2010 Retrospective)

So as of the end of this past semester, I officially only have 1 year of college left. Honestly I have no idea where the time went. Senior year of high school seemed like an eternity, but these past three years in college literally just flew by. And that’s probably because they have been, without a doubt, the best three years of my life. How so? Let’s see: 1. I escaped from my...

Dec 31st

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Sometimes I Wonder

If I’m really just a Sim, and the person playing me is just really bad at the game.

Dec 31st

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Bass Down Low - DEV feat. The Cataracs

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Watched "The Devil Wears Prada"

Verdict: Anne Hathaway could do wayyyyyy better than Adrian Grenier. Also, I’m not gay enough for fashion.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Play Your Part (Part 1) - Girl Talk

Dec 30th

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Unpacking Is The Worst

I would much rather live out of a suitcase like a hobo than settle back into life.

Dec 30th

MRSA Infection 2

Because you watched: Sisqo - Thong Song Sometimes I don’t get the Recommended For You section of Youtube.

Dec 30th

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Do You Ever Get That Feeling Like You're Being...

Now look out your window. I dare you.

Dec 30th

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All Packed And Ready To Leave Home

It’s been real, Massachusetts. I’ll miss the family, the friends, the free food, and the warm bed. But you can keep your goddamn 10 degree weather with windchill. And your boring as fuck suburbs. New York here I come!

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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My Stomach Is On Fire

So my mom brewed me some special Chinese “cough syrup” to help me get better. Except I already felt better…until I drank the cough syrup. Now my organs hurt. I’m gonna die.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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MRSA Infection 2

Because you watched: Sisqo - Thong Song Sometimes I don’t get the Recommended For You section of Youtube.

Dec 29th

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What’s My Name - Rihanna (feat. Drake)

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

So People Always Complain About Losing Followers

But am I the only one who’s lost…followees I guess? I could have sworn I was following like 5 more people than I am now. Did they just delete their tumblrs? Does it not count deactivated accounts? Or am I just a sleep-unfollower??? Mystery. *Cue Professor Layton music* Btw it’s 4:40AM and I’m awake. Good morning!

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Come - Namie Amuro

Dec 29th

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Do You Ever Get That Feeling Like You're Being...

Now look out your window. I dare you.

Dec 29th

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Had A Lovely Conversation With My Dentist Today

It went a little something like this: Dentist (with both hands in my mouth): So how was your holiday? Me: Iwahrarrahgooahankouhhhwah. Dentist: Oh really? That’s good to hear.

Dec 29th

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Chicken Pot Pie!

For breakfast! And a Cafe Au Lait to wash it down :D This is what happens when I don’t sleep.

Dec 28th

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Holy Shit (A 2010 Retrospective)

So as of the end of this past semester, I officially only have 1 year of college left. Honestly I have no idea where the time went. Senior year of high school seemed like an eternity, but these past three years in college literally just flew by. And that’s probably because they have been, without a doubt, the best three years of my life. How so? Let’s see: 1. I escaped from my...

Dec 28th

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Can't Sleep (Part Deux)

Someone keep me company? :/ Or suggest something for me to do? OR MAKE THE VOICES STOP!!! Jkjk of course haha the voices… . . . . . . THEY CAN’T BE STOPPED O_O

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Something Good Is Going To Happen Soon

I can feel it.

Dec 28th

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