December 2011
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Starbucks
Starbucks run with the roomie! I decided to try something new:
Grande non-fat vanilla bean frappuccino with 2 pumps raspberry
I didn’t realize how gay this drink was until I actually said it out loud. And then I got my drink and realized I should have just gotten 1 pump. It’s…very pink.
Like labia pink.
November 2011
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Today's Agenda
1. Don’t quit.
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Trolololololol
Me: Greg used Tackle!
Him: but it failed
Me: Greg used Growth
Him: hokie
going to practice
NO
NO
NOPE
Me: Greg used Growth
Him: but it failed
Me: Greg used Harden
Him: FAILED
FAILED
FAILED
Me: Greg used Harden
Him: YOU FUCKER
FAILED
FAILED
bye
Me: Greg used Hydro Pump
*___________ is offline*
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Fast Five
1. Derping on Dennis’ computer made me realize how Mac-incompetent I am. It took me a good 2 minutes to find out where the power cord went.
2. No Canto today! Miss Fiona is in Hong Kong performing in a concert…or something. In any case, a good chance to catch up on homework Tumblr.
3. Dirty talk is hilarious.
4. That awkward moment when the lady in front of you in line at Whole...
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Went to sleep at 11pm last night
Woke up at 10 this morning.
«WHAT»
^Incredulous vagina
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Mom in Training
-Laundry washed and folded
-Groceries bought
-Baked a pan of cornbread
-Ironed my clothes for today
All before 10am. Training to be the best mom EVER.
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Dance Party with Myself Round II
Roommate gone…check.
Blinds closed…check.
Lights dimmed…check.
We Found Love on repeat…check.
Clear floor so I don’t trip and eat my metal bed frame…check.
Somebody please…teach me shame.
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*o*
evaaaaaaaaa:
WHAT. WHAT? WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT EVEN. OH MY GOD.
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Coming Out
For the longest time I’ve been meaning to come out to my extended family. I already told my friends eons ago, then my sister, then my dad, then my brother, and finally my mom (she wasn’t very happy about being the last to know). And then I was planning on telling my aunts, uncles, and cousins—around this time of year actually—but just never got around to it. It felt awkward...
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So Apparently
Some straight girl thinks I’m cute.
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Sneezed and saw Jesus
Is this a sign?
Social Question
How do you define virginity?
Edit: Also, how do you define sex?
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I should not drink coffee so late at night...
Looks like it’s going to be an interesting day tomorrow.
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Fast Five
1. I had dim sum today in what is probably America’s smallest/shittiest Chinatown. The Chinatown in Washington, D.C. is literally a single street lined with a couple Chinese restaurants, a small medicine shop or grocery here and there, and then just a bunch of American chains with Chinese characters for their signs. Like Fuddruckers. And Hooters. So classically Chinese. Also, the food...
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I'm so glad that my hotel has a gym...
Wednesday:
Paella for 3…eaten by 2.
Georgetown Diabetes. I MEAN Cupcakes.
Yesterday:
Buffet breakfast at the hotel
Thanksgiving Lunch with the famiry
Thanksgiving Dinner…that consisted of Thanksgiving lunch leftovers.
Today:
Dim Sum
More Thanksgiving leftovers
Roast Beef + even more Thanksgiving leftovers
I’m gonna dieeeeeeeeeeee
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Unstoppable - Santogold
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Parents will be here in 3 hours
To sleep or not to sleep…
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Still Awake
Because I’m having a dance party. By myself. In the dark. And the only song that’s playing is We Found Love by Rihanna on repeat.
I’m glad that I can be embarrassing in the privacy of my own room.
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DC for TG
My sister, who lives in DC, recently had surgery because her retina detached from her right eye (think about that as you carve your delicious Thanksgiving turkeys). As a result she can’t travel back home to Massachusetts, where I’m originally from. Something about planes and air pressure. So instead my family is having our first road trip in a long time to spend the holiday with her...
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Haircut
Short hurrr don’t currrrrrrrrrrr
Also, the wax he used to style my hair at the end smelled like Elmer’s Glue…
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