June 2011
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Flathead - The Fratellis
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So Fucking Pissed
It’s fine if my IKEA furniture is missing a screw in the packaging, JUST DON’T MAKE THE WHOLE GODDAMN CONSTRUCTION REVOLVE AROUND THAT ONE FRIGGIN SCREW.
I’d flip a table right now if I could properly assemble one…
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Let's Get Manly
Building IKEA furniture shirtless in my living room…while dancing to Jennifer Lopez’s “Waiting for Tonight.” Whatever, I’m dancing with a Phillips screwdriver in my hand so it all cancels out, right?
May 2011
Pros And Cons Of Dating In NYC
Original Article here by Stephanie Georgopulos
There is nothing more horrifying and magical than dating in New York City. Here are the best and worst bits:
The Good Shit
1. It really is magical.
The stereotype is true – New Yorkers don’t know how to slow the fuck down. We’re “in the zone,” so to speak. We walk down the same 20 blocks or so on a daily basis; we frequent the same...
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Tennis!
Played tennis today for the first time in about a year. Unfortunately, I sucked back then and I still suck now. But silver lining: I tanned! I’m about medium-rare now—gimme a couple weeks and I’ll be crispy and delicious. Like a Peking Duck.
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Feeling Crumby
Like a stale butter cookie :(
On the flip side, I got my final grades back and kicked ass this semester. SUCK IT GRAD SCHOOL! You’d be a fool not to let me in you.
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Doing Laundry and Drinking Espresso
Adding them to my list of things that are better than sleeping.
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Breaking The Rules
There are 3 simple rules to follow in order to survive in a horror movie:
Avoid dark, scary places.
Don’t get naked.
Don’t be a black person and don’t be near a black person.
So I’m in my basement doing laundry. Rule #1 broken.
Well shit. So I’m putting my laundry in the washer when I realize that the clothes I’m wearing need to be washed too. Rule #2...
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21 Fucking Years Old
And I’m still scared whenever I go into my basement at night.
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Finally Home
Eerily quiet. I don’t like this. It’s like the opening scene to a zombie apocalypse movie.
Good thing I have to stay up and do laundry! Who needs sleep anyway?
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Cleaning and Foster The People
Perfect combination.
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Houdini - Foster The People
The song of my...
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This is strange...
We broke up and yet we’re still good friends. Are we doing this right…?
I feel like I'm going to throw up
I hate serious talks.
Wish me luck.
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Helena Beat - Foster The People
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The Worst Kind of Pain in Life
Is heartbreak GETTING SHAMPOO IN YOUR EYES.
Tear-free my ass, Johnson & Johnson.
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More - Usher
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Someone In Pelotas, Brazil Is Apparently Very...
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Midnight Run
See you in 7-miles.
bombs away: Tumblr Accent Challenge mimirol: *... →
thatoneho:
Tumblr Accent Challenge
mimirol:
* Your name and username. * Where you’re from. * Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught,…
For when I’m bored.
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I Love It When People Visit Me
I didn’t realize it but I love being a tour guide. By no means am I good at it, but I enjoy showing people what NYC has to offer, especially in terms of food. That seems to be my (only?) area of expertise. Best pizza? Artichoke. Want cheesecake? Junior’s. Love mac n’ cheese? SMAC. Want good Thai food? Republic. Want good cheap Thai food? Bodhi Tree. Feeling tired? Cafetasia and...
