August 2011
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See a Cute Guy = :D
Hear their fobby accent = D:
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Watchspookyy:
My “NAME” sign meaning my name in ASL (Sign Language)
LOL Alan. I still don’t have a real name sign :(
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I know too many Crasians.
No, not cranberry raisins.
CRAZY ASIANS.
But really, like 90% of the Asians I know (more specifically, gay Asian males) are carrying around some serious baggage. Is this a thing that I missed? Or am I too crazy myself to recognize my own issues? I don’t even know.
Anywho, this post will probably alienate some people (the crazies), but I’ll be working all this week doing NYU Freshmen...
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“Fried chicken > everything in life”
– Dillion, who is apparently the wisest person in New Orleans.
I guess a lot of people* really appreciate...
*And by people I mean Asians.
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Wow so many typos in that last post I’m not surprised I didn’t get a response -______-
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Is it safe to assume that if an employer doesn't...
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Lets learn Sign Language Casper Style XD
spookyy:
HELLO:
HAPPY:
SAD:
MAD:
GOOD MORNING:
DOUCHEBAG:
KISS:
MAKE OUT:
STUPID / IDIOT:
ASL essentials by Alan :D
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I'M ALIVE!
Survived training for working Freshmen Orientation! Now to survive Irene’s giant swirling vagina storm. Irene’s such a dirty skank—she’s fucked the entire East Coast.
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Quick Update
Super busy and sick and exhausted and stressed and :(
AKA I’ll be away from Tumblr for the next week and a half doing stuff for Freshmen Orientation! Tiring but worth it. Looking forward to all the events we have planned! And replacing that eager smile off the Freshmen’s faces with the snobby, disinterested smirk of the average New Yorker.
Join us…
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Correction
I forgot that I hate children. Well, not hate children, but more like I don’t have the nurturing skills/patience to take care of MY OWN kids. But as pointed out by @atinypanda, I totally want to be that cool uncle whose nieces and nephews (or more likely, friends’ children) go to when they don’t get along with their parents. When their parents drop them off at my awesome...
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On Cooking
For a lot of people, cooking can be a really daunting task. It’s time consuming, it takes a lot of patience and skill, and if you don’t know what you’re doing it can be pretty dangerous. Even when you do know what you’re doing, things can go wrong. Like just now when boiling polenta splashed into my eye…
But even with the occasional mishap, I think I’m really...
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Application Submitted!
Let the nail biting begin.
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Today at an API Workshop
A: Yeah cities in the South are pretty open and accepting, but in the suburbs…oh man they still use the N-word there!
B: Oh my god! Wait…with an -er or an -a?
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Resume and Cover Letter...COMPLETE
Just need someone to edit and they’ll be sent. I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED!
Gmail Chatting with the Roommates
Even though we’re all sitting in the same room.
Best. Conversation. EVAH.
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A Break
So you know that feeling when you eat too much food that’s not so good for you? Like eating a whole bucket of fried chicken? Or downing an entire bag of honey mustard pretzels? Or shotgunning a bottle of ketchup?
Yeah, so I think I have that same feeling right now…except with dating. I’ve realized I’ve dated a string of guys who just haven’t been good for me in one...
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I didn't know ask messages had a character limit
Now I have to actually condense my thoughts into a concise, easy to read format? PREPOSTEROUS. SUCH INJUSTICE!
SO. RUDE.
georgeyy asked: I knew it. You had an abortion before.
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I want to unfollow you, but I don't know how...
Because you seem like the type who would get their feelings hurt over that.
Plus you seem emotionally unstable and liable to kill yourself.
The combination of those two things means I’M STUCK WITH YOU. :/
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Catching up on all the K-Pop I've been missing out...
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Efficiency
Pay off remaining tuition balance
Get a hair cut
Dry clean my shiz
Make a CD
Finish my resume
Apply for an internship
So while I was getting my hair cut, Nobody by Wonder Girls started playing (I go to a super fobby salon) and now I can’t get that song out of my head. So I looked it up on Youtube to feed my obsession and watched the MV. And now…I’m learning the...
Completely Deaf in My Right Ear
Guess I can’t go to work! (right?)
Well, I took the day off anyway. New plans for today:
Pay off remaining tuition balance
Get a hair cut
Dry clean my shiz
Make a CD
Finish my resume
Apply for an internship
Pretty easy day ahead actually. Especially when the Nyquil you take wears off and you wake up at 7am. Meh maybe I’ll nap a bit before heading out.
EFFICIENCY AT ITS FINEST.
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2 straight hours of editing my resume now
And I’m still not done.
Life lesson—update your resume as often as necessary. Don’t leave it for a year and then panic when you see a post for a kickass internship in a test kitchen where you bake cookies all day.
Must. Get. This. Internship. Or. Die.
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I’m Good I’m Gone - Lykke Li
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It's a comfortable 73 degrees outside
And I’m fucking sweating like a cow.
Fuck this fever and fuck homeostasis.
Just let me go to sleep T___T
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So Instead of Sleeping...
I’ve been playing this stupid flash game called Cursed Treasure.
Basically, it’s a Tower Defense game with gems and three different races and power ups and…it sounds better if you play it.
But playing it for 3 hours straight made me realize something.
That I seriously have no fucking life.
BUT ALSO, I realized that I really like the concept of upgrades. The idea of starting...
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“But mostly he’s unattractive. And unattractive people are desperate, you should...”
– Jake, Adventure Time (via denniscakes)
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5 Years Time - Noah and the Whale
Aussie and British accents are so sexy.
Not so much British actually. But yes please to Aussie :D
