Gregasaurus Rex: Archive

May 1st

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May 1st

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2 Boxes, 3 Bags, and 2 Beers

Packing is tough work.

May 1st

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Doomsday

It’s finally here. The day I’ve been dreading for the past two years I’ve lived in this apartment. I knew it was coming, but I didn’t think I’d be this afraid… Our WiFi is being disconnected today. I won’t have internet access for a whole week. God help me.

May 1st

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Apr 30th

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Watch

If you thought my regular voice was annoying, just wait until you hear my solo vocal performance.

Apr 30th

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This is a video of Peter keeping me up all. Night. Long.

Apr 30th

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“Y’all are bitches!”

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

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Plan B

The men’s bathroom in the predominantly male engineering school at UVA is not only on a different floor; it’s in an entirely separate building. It’s also out of order. How does this make any sense? So anyway I basically just had to do my business in the clearly underused women’s restroom while reading a poster about date rape. Thanks UVA—it IS okay to say no.

Apr 30th

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Omg that analogy about using Tumblr in public and gay porn Russian Roulette is true. And I just lost…

Apr 30th

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Apr 29th

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Visiting Virginia!

And all I’ve done is eat. Peter and I actually just made inari sushi. It’s 2:36am. Life is good.

Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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cantoneseplease: 佛口蛇心 (fut hau seh sum), translated literally as “Buddha mouth, snake heart” is said of one who appears to be gentle on the outside, but has bad intentions on the inside. (jyutping: fat6 hau2 se4 sam1)

Apr 29th

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heykevy: fadedmermaid: what the fuck did i just watch ^ my thoughts exactly This is…my new favorite video.

Apr 28th

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whoispeterki: My birthday is on Monday, so my friends were joking about hwo they were gonna celebrate it over the weekend. Yesterday, I was supposed to have a group meeting at 10pm at the library, but for some reason everyone said they’ll be coming late. Little did I know, my lil and Kevin came by and then put a shirt over my head, then put a bandana over my head. They dragged me to the car and...

Apr 28th

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Apr 27th

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Full-Time Entitlement

No one gets anywhere without effort. No one. If you want success, you have to work your ass off for it. If you think jobs, internships, or other opportunities will be handed to you just because you have a “desirable” major or go to a “good” school, I can’t wait for reality to slap you in the face. Resting on your Ivy League laurels or your business/engineering school...

Apr 26th

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Apr 26th

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Office Gossip

Coworker: Hey Greg, did you hear about E?
Me: Oh no what happened?
Coworker: Oh it's so sad. The brother of her daughter's husband's mother passed away.
Me: Oh...that's awful! Is that why she's out today?
Coworker: Yeah. Apparently he had a massive heart attack. Collapsed on the floor, passed out, and by the time the ambulance came he was gone. Left behind his wife and a 10-month old baby daughter. And now she'll never know who her father is...
Me: Oh my god that's terrible.
Coworker: Yeah, it's a shame...Anyway, want some hot chocolate?
Me: O_____O

Apr 26th

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