May 2012
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Roommates Are Visiting ^__^
So ready to get obese.
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jayhussa:
I’m going to be going to California soon and I don’t have anything planned. I’m so screwed.
Read my mind.
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Spent 8 Hours Cleaning
I also installed 4 air conditioners in my house. This is legitimately the most physical activity I’ve done in a good month.
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A huge fucking ant just crawled through my window and down my neck ewfgccygeyowgfcwfvyawvbefdsiavblapibvdukavb fuck nature fuck this town fuck this shit
whoispeterki:
Today I let a fat mexican chick rub oil all over my body for an hour. She must feel good about herself now..
Fat Mexican chick is my spirit animal.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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You Get So Much More Accomplished When You're...
My internship starts in 2 months. I have 3 exams the first week it starts.
I move in 1 month. I still don’t have an apartment.
I used to be fluent in ASL. I haven’t signed in over 4 months.
My goal was to be conversational in Cantonese by the time I got to SF. I still don’t know how to properly form a sentence.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck study for days fuck fuck fuck until my eyes...
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I Am Owned By No Bitch
Therefore, Peter’s new name is No Bitch Kim.
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Important Korean Phrases #1
ㅈㅈ
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I Am So Tired of Hearing about Introverts
So I’m going to be a hypocrite and devote an entire (though painful) post to the subject.
This isn’t directed at any one person because, apparently, 99% of the people I follow seem to self-identify as an introvert. That’s cool and all but seriously…enough. I get it. You don’t like to socialize too much. You’re thoughtful and quiet. You feel misunderstood by...
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Dream Log #Wat
I was back at NYU in a Music Performance class (of all places) when suddenly the door bursts open and @a-bags, @kpad024, and @whoispeterki come in. I ask them what’s going on, but instead they put a burlap sack over my head and take me out of the classroom. For people at UVA, it’s sort of a birthday tradition to blindfold the birthday boy or girl and kidnap them in order to take them...
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Reverse Menopause
Lady Across The Table: Oh my goodness it's so cold! It's so chilly in here, isn't it?
Me, sweating buckets and patting myself dry with a tissue: Haha yeah it's freezing...
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1.5 Miles. Uphill. In 85 Degree Heat and Humidity.
Nothing will stop me from getting WiFi. NOTHING.
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I wrote Greg a poem and now he's ignoring me.
whoispeterki:
Me:why is ur face so beautiful.
Greg: ew. Go play games
Me: ur face will distract me from games
for games are inferior to your beauty
my goddess
how can someone be so beautiful?
Not even the mighty Aphrodite
can come close to what you are
you should watch out..
for Aphrodite might strike
out of jealousy and envy
for you are the true
meaning for beauty.
jayckayc asked: are you in SF already? .__.
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Anonymous asked: name one sex position you like doing with peter.
mrgolightly:
Ana Gasteyer does a better Nicki Minaj than Nicki Minaj.
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jusforme asked: peter is cuteee
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Vietna-mean
Me: *asking about what they what for dinner* So how does Vietnamese sound?
Brian & Nick: Uhh...it sounds pretty whiny.
Sharing a bed with @byjinnguyen and @n2kk. Sorry @whoispeterki—looks like you’re not the only one who knows how to keep me up all night long.
Also sorry to @n2kk who has to deal with this on a nightly basis. You have my sympathies.
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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Some random obese dude in Brooklyn just tagged me in his instagram photo saying that I was “amazed by his boat.” If this is his way of flirting…it’s working.
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The strongest kind of friendships.
imvanntastic:
The kind where you don’t need to constantly keep in contact. The kind where you have your own space. The kind where you allow the other to do his/her own thing while you live your own life. The kind where you understand the other person without seeing him/her. The kind where you don’t pay attention to how long you haven’t seen the person, but you focus your excitement on the next...