Gregasaurus Rex

Because this weekend cannot be summed up in just 5 facts.

1. Finally met @leeeyum and @thedilnguyen this weekend! If I could sum up my first impression in one word, it would be: Stripes. Seriously that’s all they wore/bought during their stay. No judgment though—stripes make you look rounder, and those two need all the weight they can get.

2. I also met the fantastic @imvanntastic! He’s too Canadian to function. P.S. You should really get your industrial checked out. That shit be nasty.

3. It was great meeting @ibejangry, @m2xu, and @tatertowninhabitant! Modeling by the Seaport provided me so many new Facebook profile pics was one of the highlights of the visit!

4. I realized I’m kind of a shitty tour guide because I actually don’t know much about the city besides the area where I live. So 90% of the trip was me saying, “Oh wow this place is really nice…I should come here more often!” But really I know that will never happen. Let’s be honest…Metrocards aren’t cheap.

5. When I’m full, I let everyone know. Multiples times. Even hours after we’re done eating. Because as if being fat weren’t enough, I also have to be obnoxious.

6. @ohthatalex is a creeper, but he’s too nice to put a restraining order against. Also, don’t let him sleep over your place. YOU’VE ALL BEEN WARNED.

7. That Pokemon drinking board game kind of sucked. Metapod fucked shit up for everyone. This is one of the rare occasions where you can hate both the game AND the players.

8. I don’t know the difference between F.A.O. Schwartz and Fuddruckers. Also, in retrospect I probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between a double-sided dildo and a jumbo gummy worm. Please don’t test me on that; just assume I can’t.

9. Monday brunch became an unintentional Tumblr meetup, but with only 1 Filipino present and no swag to be found. The gay was still there in full force, though.

10. I have never eaten in K-Town so much in my life. Food Gallery is like my second home. And for some reason, I don’t have a problem with this.

11. I love you.

12. I love you too.

13. @leeeyum Your voice kind of threw me off at first because I had been reading your posts in like…a Miley Cyrus voice for some reason. But after I realized it was more like a husky, plus-sized Miley Cyrus with a Chicago accent, it sort of grew on me. Sing me Party In The USA over Skype sometime soon please! I miss you already my starving, African child. Hope you’re having fun in the happiest place on Earth: Orlando’s vagina.

14. @thedilnguyen “I THINK YOU’RE AMAZING!” That video makes my life. But really, you are amazing and I can’t wait to become business partners with you :P Recipe development is underway!

15. @jkeh Things just got real between us after that late night phone call. I hope your dominant hand is ready