Gregasaurus Rex

I’m in the Hunger Games. It’s the pregames part where we all we do is get dressed up, talk, and eat really well, so it’s awesome. I quickly realize that it’s all a dream though because the Gamemakers give me a high score and everyone else sees me as the biggest threat. Bitches, please. I know myself. I mean, I wouldn’t be the first to die, but I would for sure be like #3 or #4 in the Bloodbath. But anyway, as a result everyone distrusts me except for this one Latina girl, who quickly becomes my best friend at the games. Well…as best of a friend as you can have knowing that you’ll have to kill each other in a couple days. That aside, we try to strategize but realize we’re both incompetent and will probably just die in the beginning anyways. So then we just end up eating for the rest of the pregames.

But when the Hunger Games actually start, it turns out they’re literally just a series of games and the losers go home one by one. We play Monopoly, dominoes, gin rummy, a live action version of Marvel vs. Capcom, and a bunch of other games. I’m doing surprisingly well and all of a sudden it’s me and the Latina girl playing Connect Four. We play the most dramatic and intense game of Connect Four ever, but just as I’m about to beat the Latina girl my phone rings and I wake up. So close to being Champion and it’s all fucked up by a push notification from Scamble With Friends -________-